1 elderly couple to take pictures, the photographer asked: , so you never hit a bird a bird nibbling sleep.
3. two dumplings married, the groom away after the guests returned to the bedroom, they discovered that the bed lay a meatball! The groom was shocked, hurriedly asked where the bride? Meatballs shy to say: hate, people undressed, you will not know it!
4. two old couple eating dinner whim one day: Bare meal! Look past the feeling! After taking off the old woman said: I have a response to Jesus! Breast and also as a young man fever! Ramp of an old man said: droop to soup up!
5. four mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day when the candies; B: do not step on my day rat flip itching; C: I am the streets several times a day, but not practical; D: time late paul smith gilet, and home to slightly hold the cat.
6. the sky is blue, the sea is deep, if not a man is true; love is permanent, the blood is bright red, men do not fight is not enough; man if it is money, and no one is destined for, the men relied on live pigs will climb trees.
7. a group of ants crawling up the elephant's back, but was shaking down, only one ant tightly holding the elephant's neck and hold the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, strangle him, sample, but also his mother against!
8. children to brothel to steal home raised parrots, a door, the parrot would perhaps: Move it! Saw his mother called: the boss for it! See his sister called: Miss has had cheap paul smith wallet! Saw his father called: I c ao or old customers!
9. life's long road, who is a good few steps! Family to take care of, lover was at! There is cooking at home, keep a good heart out on the table sat a good-looking in the distance there is a miss! Keep the two, to hold a development thirty-four thousand five hundred sixty-seven!
10. a dog to climb your table, climbing to a chicken, you are furious and said: How do you dare to bird chicken, what I dare you, dog licking results chicken butt, you collapsed, puppy Lock Road: sample see who is ruthless.
11. legend tonight, lingering dead and now, four ghosts turn! I would like to hear the call of a ghost, a fine night to celebrate your park vertebral animal husbandry often difficult to Mu Jia fan Caryopteris neon phlegm mean? The face for me to say to you: Good night!
12. man, always smiling, two discharge, not the incidence Fanjian is swindling! Woman breast waist, loose coquettish, not dig your pockets, that is, put your black knife! This years men and strange banshee, be careful in strokes ah!
13. you go on the road, a bitch toward you from your feet, bite a piece of meat, quickly swallow, you have room to move about to kick it, the dog tears, said: you hit it, anyway I already have your blood goes!
14. rats did not particularly depressed girlfriend, finally agreed to marry him a bat, mice are very happy. He did not look people laugh, mouse: You know what, whatever the outcome, she was a stewardess.
15. friend asked how it will come to marry bats, rats, bats lookin tears, meaningful: Oh! Day he ate Viagra, fire and strong, about jumping on the ceiling, so that he had hands.
16. I spent a dime send this message to you is to tell you - I am not a stingy person. Such as the dime is the message I send you a birthday present.
17. ant lounging earth, stretched out a leg, a friend asked you doing? Ant: to be the elephant came, he stumbled and fallen.
18. magpies, the mother said it was like a bird is off; swallows, her mother said it was beneficial bird is off; crow, the children ask you is the guest? Crows: Yes, Wu Nai hackers!
19. a beauty that lipstick too, get thrown into the road after a wet paper towel. An old man picked up, looked a long time suddenly wake up, catch up, said: girl, it is easy to thin out it!
20. lovelorn crying cucumber, eggplant comfort her: love is not only sweet, but intoxicated, and heartbreak, and tears. Alas! Who told you love onions?
21. Yesterday, I dream of God that can satisfy my desire to come up with a globe that want the world to peace, he said, too hard for a bar, I took your picture, he said to this person more beautiful paul smith west, he thought for a moment that Take me to look at a globe.
22. an ugly woman, marry, want to be trafficking. A dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she was determined not to get off a stomping teeth kidnappers: walk, car not a
23.20 years ago my father to hold you and other cars, people are a joke kids grow ugly, and my father cry. An old man selling bananas clap father said: flight attendants, said: Then the parrot on the pig said: cursed: brother put a pushpin in the guest's chair, was I saw. Mother said: in a crowded bus on a conversation as follows: a pregnant woman standing in front of a man sitting beside him, said: times fart when to say!
29. a pair of lovers caught in the mountains by Savage said: Do you eat the other's put you on the stool. Lovers do, way back in the woman crying, a man asked why, sad woman said: you do not love me, or you do not pull so much!
30. day Moujun wife have children, he hurriedly went to the hospital to visit, such as the n-hour, the delivery room came the cry, shouting he was pleased, I had a father! Then a doctor came out sad face, told him that children congenital malformations. Some that stay there, not yet understand why, suddenly produced his wife's room came the cry: blame the day to kill, and do not always see the old paste Huitie, retribution ah
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